Tanktunker's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Stop The War In Lebanon]

Errrm...

No.
I live in Israel, and not only is the nuke symbol at the start of the movie misleading (as nuclear warfare has, and will take, no part in this war) but it was a really poor attempt at being in any way meaningful.
Every war has it's casualties, but some wars are necessary, and from my point of view, we need to bombsouthern Lebanon MORE than we already do, and evacuate the entire region up north or to another country.
My country has no interest in taking that land as ours, but rather stopping Hizballah (Or Hezbollah, for you Americans) from firing missiles into our land.

Although I'd prefer there'd be no war, there has to be one, so you might as well try to produce something positive from the war, like a warning to other Pelestinian and Arab militant groups that it's better not to fuck with us.

Finnally, to those who think that a meaningful ceasefire or diplomatic breakthrough is coming, think again.

0, for 0/\/\F9, this is bad.

[Thanks for all the fish!]

I must've watched this at least 50 times by now.

50 or so times, for sure.
You, sir, are a great artist.
A great artist.

Also, regarding the secret menu; I think that it should continue the movie when you press the 2 arrows instead of going to the menu.

[The Ultimate Showdown]

Where does one give Lemon Demon all of his money?

Because damn, you're Wierd Al Yankovic, and even though I can't see you on MTV, I can see you as the net eqivilent musical version of H*R.

Anyway, awesome music, animation that is to this song as, well, perfection to perfection.
The sequence of events probably couldn't be better and I'm giving it a 10 in humor solely because the picture of Godzilla at the start was the funniest thing I've seen this year and a 6 in interactivity because, as movies go, this isn't the pinnacle of features but subtitle option and a play button are things that many other animations don't have, yet this has.

Bonus points for mentioning The Blue Meanie.

[The 12 Days of Christmas]

Very nice.

Awesome man, outstandingly funny.

[Scorched Earth: The Movie]

Very nice...

The preloader alone is better than half the stuff here, a very nice idea too, with perfect music and funny jokes all around.
I can see this staying on the top 50 for a few months at the very least.

TmsT responds:

A good preloader is more important than most people think. For many viewers, they spend more time watching the preloader than the actual movie itself, so it's worth putting in that bit of extra effort to make a preloader that's a little more entertaining than a picture and a growing white bar with "Loading, Please Wait" on it. The viewers deserve more than that. :)

[The Frontier OP Theme]

That's nice and all but...

What's the point?
Try again.

[Homeless Real Estate]

Not original...

But a nice take on it.

[A New Breed of Hero]

Indescribebly awesome.

This is totally going to win an award, and it would be extremely ironic if it were to win turd of the week.

[The Birth of Love, Axicom]

I appluade you.

Tis a very nice peice of work, gave it a 5.
*You fucked up the loading screen.

[Crazy Bob Ep. 1]

Gave you a 5...

Because you're one of the only to make good shell animations.

Thomas responds:

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